A memoir of how one stubborn idea became the quiet revolution nobody saw coming

Chapter 1 – The Broken Toys (2024)

I used to watch my kid race to the couch and think:

“Why does everything fun in crypto have to end with someone crying?”

In 2024 the timeline was a graveyard of promises.

Meme coins that hit a billion then vanished overnight.

Stablecoins that weren’t stable.

NFTs that were just expensive JPEGs nobody wanted to hang on a wall.

I was tired of explaining to my mom why her friend lost $3,000 on a dog coin.

I was tired of explaining to traders why the “real utility” projects had zero volume.

I was tired of explaining to myself why I was still here.

So I asked the simplest question a parent can ask:

“Can we make something that feels like opening a pack of hockey cards… but the extra card actually pays for the next pack?”

That was the seed. Nothing fancy. Just a bouncy ball and a dream that the bouncy ball could come with free internet money.

Chapter 2 – The Two Tokens (Early 2025)

I built two things nobody thought needed to exist together:

1. GIDDY – a boring, over-collateralized, 1:1 CAD-pegged stablecoin on Solana Token-2022.

Mint-only with USDC. No loans, no algo magic, no drama.

The “left side” of the pool.

2. BOUNCY (e𝕏PB) – the least boring meme token ever.

1 billion supply. Dynamic. Designed to grow when people buy real stuff.

The “right side” of the pool.

Everyone said pick one lane.

I said no.

The world already had stables that felt like bank accounts and memes that felt like roulette.

I wanted both in the same toy box.

Chapter 3 – The Machine Nobody Wanted to Build (Mid 2025)

I spent months alone in the dark with Solana docs, Meteora DLMM code, and too much coffee.

Single-sided Bid positions.

Burned LP that still circulates.

Mint-only stable backed by real deposits.

Airdrops of 0.30 GIDDY to 30 random wallets just to watch what humans do when you give them something for free.

People in spaces kept saying “too complicated.”

I kept answering the same way:

“The consumer buys a toy. That’s it. I already built the rest.”

Eventually the timeline stopped laughing and started listening.

Chapter 4 – The First Real Pack (Dec 2025 - Jan 2026)

We made limited-edition bouncy ball packs.

Three balls per pack. Nine to collect. One ultra-rare tenth.

Every pack comes with a sealed card: 3,000 free BOUNCY tokens.

That’s it.

No KYC. No wallet needed at purchase.

Scan the QR, claim your tokens, or don’t.

Either way, the sale just strengthened the loop.

The dev wallet moved from “top 10 holder” to “top LP” overnight.

Not because we sold.

Because we finally started giving things away.

Chapter 5 – The Perfect Loop (Today — 2026 and Beyond)

Here’s exactly what happens every single time someone buys a pack:

1. Two sales channels

* Amazon → normal fiat, pack ships, cash lands
* Shopify → pay with GIDDY or BOUNCY → instant discount

2. Revenue handling

* Real costs first (manufacturing, shipping, fair family payroll)
* Leftover revenue →

• Converted to USDC → mints fresh GIDDY (peg stays unbreakable)

• Up to 10 % → buys back BOUNCY on the open market (no new e𝕏PB minted)

3. The free gift (for adults only)

* Every pack ships with a sealed card: 3,000 BOUNCY tokens
* Strictly for the parent/guardian — kids never see or touch crypto
* Adult scans the QR whenever they’re ready

4. What parents can choose to do next

* Option 1: Swap the 3,000 BOUNCY → GIDDY right away → keep it safe and stable

* Option 2: Hold the BOUNCY and watch it grow as real sales + crypto buzz push the price higher

* Option 3: Use BOUNCY directly on Shopify next time → bigger discount
* Any path feeds the same loop

5. The new “airdrops” — Cash Links
* We drop safe GIDDY on Twitter/Telegram and through collaborator apps so adults can test everything risk-free

Result:

* Kids get bouncy balls. Full stop.
* Parents get a real toy + a flexible gift (safe stable, growing token, or instant discount — their call)
* Revenue keeps the family business alive and strengthens both tokens
* Blockchain handles the rest

That’s the loop — responsible, transparent, and running today.

Epilogue – An Open Invitation

I didn’t invent stables.

I didn’t invent memes.

I didn’t even invent bouncy balls.

I just put them in the same box and let the chain do the math.

The perfect loop isn’t magic.

It’s just the first time someone built the middle part so nobody else has to.

Use it. Copy it. Improve it.

Start your own shop, your own character, your own bouncy ball.

The machine is already running.

All you have to do is drop in a toy.

– Tokin 🍁 | Founder of “The Perfect Loop” — The system that welcomes consumers, and solves mass adoption through commerce and shopping 🛍️

Somewhere in Canada, still racing his kid to the couch

November 2025

By OFiDCrypt & Giddy’s